The Spider Uprising Part Two (D.O.A)

All the friends and all the family of the all the spiders that I have killed or contracted out to kill are coming for to carry me home.

Oh yes, sweet Justice and her mysterious ways, Karma, as others would say, has reared her ugly head towards my precious one...

Last night as I was heating running shower water out the facet to get it at the correct temperature for my body, I swiped my hand under the stream. Out popped a HUGE spider and I screamed at the top of my lungs and my poor husband rushed in like a bat out of hell to help his helpless woman. Yes, it was exactly like that..

Then today as I was starting to write this blog I was distracted with a clothes pin at work (please don't ask why there's a clothes pin at a chocolate factory)and it flew out of my hand and hit the floor.

Well, as I traced where it landed, only a couple of inches from me I noticed a small thing scurry away! It was ANOTHER FRIGGIN SPIDER!

I cannot help but scream at the little devil and I left my desk. I think he was coming in for an attack.

There must be some sort of spider KGB out to kill me..