Cookie the Ocelot

Many moons ago, my roommate,Hutch, and I had a friend. This friend's name was Athena. She lived across the hall from us and had many fancies. One fancy was horses. She had one horse named Cookie.

While drawing an exact replica of Cookie with two Crayola markers, we decided to name her horse "Cookie: The Ocelot". As many of you know, or might not know but will know soon because I'm about to tell you, an ocelot is an endangered large feline found in places like South America hanging out with poisonious snakes and smelly apes.

Of course the real-life Cookie, probably doesn't partake in those sordid rendevous out in the jungles of South America, however the likelihood of Cookie hanging out with someone say John Gotti for example, would probably not be far from the truth.

There you have it. Cookie the Ocelot.