I've had it up to my nose with spiders! They are creepy, ugly, and ANNOYING.
Beside the spider army living somewhere inside my house, I have a spider problem at work!
I saw two yesterday (one was the biggest I've ever seen) the other was in my boss's office! I killed that one, I think. But spiders are getting trickier nowadays. They roll up into little balls their new defensive tactic. "Oh, I'm an injured spider, Oh! I'm dead now because I've rolled into a little ball. Please stop hitting me.. Oh, I see the light...." etc...
Well today I had to kill two more! These ones were big! They were gray and black and had long hairy thick legs (like me! hahahaha. just kidding). I killed one and then his friend or lover or eater came rushing over, no joke, to attack me. But luckily I was quick with my broom and killed that one too.
I think that the spiders know that I'm out to kill them. Take no prisoners type of deal and a spider uprising is coming to snuff me out...
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