Not too often there comes a time when the opportunity to domiante approaches. She rears her head like a lion roaring and shows herself in the most vibrant of ways.
Today the Domination Lion spoke to me candidly.
Here, the V Chocolates Factory of Salt Lake City, UT, I regulate little munchkins who come in and participate in the most mind-blowing of tours.
"Hey, don't eat that!!"
"Get your mouth away from the chocolate spicket!"
"Did you just fart? That'll ruin the chocolate smell for awhile."
Story of my life.
But today I got the opportunty to dominate in the field of hair nets. Every kid had to wear one and gently shove every strand of their long flowing locks in the casket of embarassment for the half hour of the tour.
But at the end all was well with life when each of the 35 elementary school kids got to walk away with a bag of free goodness.
Now that's what I call a day.
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