For some unknown reason bugs are attracted to me. Of recent I have had a tick on my leg, a spider in my ear, a moth attack me while I was trying to pee and to top it off, spiders hiding in my bath tub.
This all speaks to my frustration of being a bug magnet. Everyday I typically kill at least one spider, or two beetles, or something. See on the gross bug scale, two beetles equals approximately .5 of a spider. So, I if kill 4 beetles, it is an equilavent to 1 (one) total spider.
But these spiders aren't little. Oh no, in God's infinite wisdom He decided to make really big and creepy looking spiders that enjoy my home. I don't mind the awful arachnid if it's outside because that's where they belong. But once they infiltrate my home that's when I D-Day their butts.
All this to say that someday the problem will be no more. My new goal in life (as i share it with my husband) is to kill 1% of the world's bug population, which just happens to be living in my home.
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