..Wait...what?

I've heard, and you've probably been told, that thinking out loud is a constructive way to solve a problem. Just by blurting your thoughts out in the open, the answer will come to you. Is this true? Maybe. I tend to side with the perspective that says it's just another subtle hint of God's infinite sense of humor. I suppose you're not convinced, and why should you be? Let me explain, or perhaps give you a few examples of immense verbal idiocy.

#1. Relax, it's not like I expect a ring from you or anything. (Yep, and you just made sure you'd never get one).

#2. You need a soloist huh? Yeah, I sing. I guess I could learn it all by tomorrow. ( Sure cause your non Catholic background makes you an expert on Catholic hymns).

#3. Seems to how I lost my keys, I guess I can say hi to you now (oh, this one was a gem).

#4. When I said, take the food back to the apartment, I was just thinking about taking the food back to the apartment. (yeah, you just burst that bubble).

#5. Oh please, you think men have to worry about the way they look. HA! Women have it so much worse (insert male ego boosting comment here).

Now, naturally I have made this sound far worse than it probably is. This is a list compiled over quite a space of time. I do not believe, or rather have made it a study not to meet anyone capable of constant undesirable utterances. But, perhaps I'm quick to judge. Perhaps it is just another divine sign that we're human. Sooner or later we will all be met by Captain Oblivious; a moment in which our brains somehow disconnect from our lips, and the words spoken to us have lost all real meaning. Sooner or later, we will all be struck with a moment of pure insanity where we say exactly what we think the instant we think it.....only to be met by these moment defining words... "Wait, what?"